Best dialogue from Pixar’s “Cars”

LIGHTNING McQUEEN:
"He's won three Piston Cups!"

MATER THE TOWTRUCK:
[spits out fuel] "He did WHAT in his cup?"

Kids’ review of military cusine

My cousin David sent the kids a box of things he's picked up for them while deployed in Afghanistan. Included in the package were Afghan textiles, a Pakul hat, Afghan currency, along with MREs (military food rations). The kids sampled some of the food inside and published this review detailing their gastronomic impressions.