Spam, Spam, Pinkeye, Spam, Strep, and Spam

Remember this infamous line from a sketch in Monty Python's Flying Circus?:

WAITRESS: "Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam…

VIKINGS (chanting): Spam Spam Spam Spam…

That's how it's starting to feel around here when it comes to the kids' health—we have strep; strep and ear infection; ear infection strep and pinkeye; pinkeye strep asthma and strep; strep pinkeye asthma and strep, strep strep asthma strep pinkeye strep ear infection and strep...

Maybe when the weather gets nicer things will change.