Easter Attack

You've probably heard all this talk about Easter being "under attack." We had no idea what this meant until our daughter set us straight:

CORRIN: "Daddy, do you know what this cross I got at church means?"
DADDY: "No. Why don't you tell me."
CORRIN: "It means Jesus died to wash away our sins."
DADDY: "I see. Do you even know what 'sins' are?"
CORRIN: "Yes."
DADDY: "Okay, then tell me some."
CORRIN: "Hitting your sister, punching and kicking your sister…"