Preschool observations

Observed in preschool today:

Every single child had their sandwich on wheat bread today. Granted, there was one child who had pita bread and a few who had tortillas, but they were whole grain too! Amazing! When I was in school you'd be hard pressed to find a single PB&J that wasn't slung between two pieces of Wonder Bread.

Overheard in preschool today:

"Yesterday I threw up out of my butt."

(Maybe it's all that damn wheat bread you've been eating.)